10 February 2008

Jesus isn't amused...

Overheard:

Mother: Garrett, stop being silly.

Garrett: why?

Mother: It's rude and when we're rude, Jesus doesn't smile.

5 comments:

mgm said...

To quote Candy, "yeowch!"

Anonymous said...

poor Garrett. He's in for a long, hard, guilt-filled childhood...

reminds me of the conversion story I once heard about a guy whose dad pounded a nail into the barn door everytime he (the son) did something wrong. Then, when the son "accepted God," the dad pulled out all the nails, telling the son that God was forgiving... but, when the son asked about the nail holes, the dad said something like "those never go away."

Unknown said...

Humm...interesting logic. Did it work?

Lisa Dunick said...

Not really- his brother "noah" ended up eating the two frenchfries he was supposed to be finishing so they could all go to the monster truck rally.

Anji said...

God and Jesus omnipresent babysitters